fiveroundsrapid:

aftermorrissey:

No, the Doc’s idea of an orgy is playing chess with an ostrich. His brain  doesn’t work in that way. He would find it (sex) weird and peculiar. He  finds women peculiar. He is quite asexual. - Matt Smith
An Ace Orgy: Playing chess with an ostrich whilst wearing fezzes and om-nomming  jelly babies.
This begged for a comic and I sincerely tried to do it justice.

Since some parts of fandom apparently need to be reminded of this, and because it’s wonderful.

WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN AND HOW DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT IT.

fiveroundsrapid:

aftermorrissey:

No, the Doc’s idea of an orgy is playing chess with an ostrich. His brain doesn’t work in that way. He would find it (sex) weird and peculiar. He finds women peculiar. He is quite asexual. - Matt Smith

An Ace Orgy: Playing chess with an ostrich whilst wearing fezzes and om-nomming  jelly babies.

This begged for a comic and I sincerely tried to do it justice.

Since some parts of fandom apparently need to be reminded of this, and because it’s wonderful.

WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN AND HOW DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT IT.

(via only-a-time-lords-hearts)